THE SPAMMER'S DOWNFALL: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be top dog, you know? Sending out stacks of junk every day, racking up those views. People would fall for it on my sleazy schemes. But now? Now I'm just a washed-up spammer, getting filtered by those annoying spam blockers. My inbox is a wasteland. My once-bustling empire has shattered. The joys of a successful spam campaign are just a f